Author: Archie Bunker Page 20

If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Candlestine romance

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Farkerhouse rolls.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hanging around my neck like an albacross.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Making suppository remarks about our country.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No taxation without regimentation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)