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Author: Bill Watterson Page 2
I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Miscellaneous
From Calvin & Hobbes
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Intelligence
Mind
From Calvin & Hobbes
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Intelligence
From Calvin & Hobbes
Ignorance
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Beliefs
People
Religion
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Life
From Calvin & Hobbes
Surprises
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Communication
Conversation
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Out of body experience
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Age
Children
Family
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Fools
Intelligence
People
Geniuses
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