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Author: Christina Applegate Page 3
Oh no, Mom has
Indonesia!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Amnesia
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.
Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous
or
out loud.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Anonymous
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Spanish? I thought they were just English words I didn't know.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Communication
Language
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the
ping and the pong.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yin and yang
Is a bear Catholic?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
A bird in the hand is worth a
foot in the tush.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Two in the bush
Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was seven.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Pantyhose
They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
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