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Author: Cullen Hightower

Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Communication Congress Frugal Government Money Speech

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Intelligence People

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
People Speech Success Accomplishments Celebrity

Our ego is our silent partner – too often with a controlling interest.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Characteristics People Self Egotism Silent partner

There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and it’s always somebody else.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Government Taxes

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex, but Congress can.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Congress Government

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Congress Government Mistakes Problems Correct













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