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Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I’m Kissing You Goodbye

American playwright, television writer & author

Relationships Book title

What are answering machines for if not to break up with someone who bores you?

American playwright, television writer & author

Relationships Things Answering machines

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

American playwright, television writer & author

Emotions Relationships Book title

The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

American playwright, television writer & author

Men People Sex Situations Airplanes Fantasies

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

American playwright, television writer & author

Men People Women

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

American playwright, television writer & author

Books Communication Reading/Writing