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Author: David Coleman Page 2
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Faith
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Situations
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Racing
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
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