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Author: David Coleman Page 2
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Track
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Track
Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
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Faith
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Geography
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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