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Author: Edgar A. Shoaff

Leisure tends to corrupt, and absolute leisure corrupts absolutely.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Activities Leisure

Politicians make strange bedfellows, but they all share the same bunk.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Government Politicians

A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Characteristics God Skeptics

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Characteristics Communication Honesty Lies Truth Advertising

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Beliefs Characteristics Honesty People Cynics

Immortality – a fate worse than death.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Death Life Fate Immortality

The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Success Things Loopholes Mousetrap













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