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Author: George Best

Giggs came in from the left hand right.

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs

I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars… the rest I just squandered.

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Money Squander

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

I once said Gazza's [Paul Gascoigne] IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Intelligence IQ

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol… it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Alcohol People Women 20 minutes













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