Author: Homer Simpson Page 5

Trying is just the first step toward failure.

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Failure TV/Movie Quotes

If God didn't want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.

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Trying is the first step towards failure.

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Failure Problems Situations

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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TV/Movie Quotes

I'm not a bath man myself; more of a cologne man.

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TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.

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TV/Movie Quotes

If you really want something in life you have to work for it; now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

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TV/Movie Quotes Work

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

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Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!

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Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

I want to be alone with my thought.

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Intelligence Thinking

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

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