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Author: Jimmy Fallon

Oprah Winfrey has named her new $51 million estate ‘Tara 2,’ after Scarlett O’Hara’s plantation in Gone With The Wind; meanwhile, Sally Jessy Raphael has named her new estate Apartment 4B.

Jimmy Fallon
(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
Miscellaneous From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live”

NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station; and just like New York taxis… they’re all going to be driven by aliens.

Jimmy Fallon
(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
New York City Places NASA Taxis

The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? … plutonium hat model.

Jimmy Fallon
(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
Occupations Work

Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Jimmy Fallon
(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
Miscellaneous Reaching for the stars

Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

Jimmy Fallon
(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
Family Fathers Father’s Day













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