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Author: John Belushi

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark… and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

John Belushi
(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Jake in “The Blues Brothers”

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

John Belushi
(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes As Bluto in “Animal House”

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

John Belushi
(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Life Success From “Saturday Night Live”

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

John Belushi
(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes As Bluto in “Animal House”













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