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Author: Jules Renard

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Communication Money Reading/Writing

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Animals Money People Worries

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Situations Excuses Invitations

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics Situations Laziness

Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Communication People Reading/Writing Literature













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