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Author: Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
America Emotions Fear Government School Classmates Influence Terror

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Characteristics People Bad Build Maintenance

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Housework Places Universe

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Beliefs Hand Telekinetics

All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Death Life

The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Elections/Voting Government George W. Bush Hitler













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