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Author: Nancy Mitford

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Government Aristocracy

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang; it’s so frightfully good I’ve never bothered to read another.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Books Communication "White Fang"

She looked like a huge ball of fur on two well-developed legs.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Appearance About Princess Margaret

I try to live by the adage: “You scratch my back; I’ll let you know when to stop.”

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Life

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Children Family

I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is… and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened.

Nancy Mitford
(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Housework Work Hunting













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