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Zoo: A pleasant and instructive wildlife park, lately denounced for depriving animals of their right to starve or be eaten alive in their natural habitats.

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Animals Definitions

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

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Definitions Men

Positive Thinking: self-improvement through self-deception.

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Definitions Intelligence

State-of-the-Art: Soon-to-be-obsolete.

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Repressed: Sitting on one’s inner demon to keep it decorously immobilized, as practiced by lifelong Presbyterians or anyone who attempts to exchange pleasantries with a tyrannical boss.

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Dentures: Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.

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Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

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Redneck: Popular term for a rustic male, but rarely employed when addressing one in person.

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Definitions People

Genetic Engineering: Tampering with chromosomes so that science might develop a new miracle cure or a rabbit that plays the banjo. –

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Definitions Science/Weather

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.

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Definitions Things

Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.

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Definitions People

Hooker: A working woman commonly despised by people who sell themselves for even less.

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Definitions Sex

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

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Definitions People