Author: Valerie Harper

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

(1939 – ) American actress
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Phyllis: I just thought I’d see what you swingin’ singles do for fun.

Rhoda: Same as you – sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.

Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes