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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Environmental bumper sticker

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

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Re-Elect Nobody

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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