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Author: Label Page 11
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Signs
Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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Signs
On a battery
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
Do Not Use While Sleeping
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Signs
On a Sears hair dryer
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Signs
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
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Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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Signs
On a flower pot
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Do not use near fire or flame.
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Signs
On a can of Sterno®
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
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