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Author: Label Page 11
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Do not use intimately.
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On deodorant
Warning: High in sodium
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On a container of salt
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Directions: Use like regular soap.
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On a bar of Dial soap
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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On a camera package
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
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INSIDE a carton
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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On a laser pointer
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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