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Author: Label Page 11

Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

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Signs On a battery

100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

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Signs On an orange juice can

This product must be cooked before eating.

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Signs Swanson TV Dinners

Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

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Signs A toilet at a public sports facility

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

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Signs On Boot's children's cough medicine

Not to be Used for the Other Use

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Signs Translations On a Japanese food processor

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

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Signs On a container of bread pudding

Ignite lighter away from face.

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Signs On a Bic ighter

Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good

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Translations On a package of t-shirts in Japan

For a limited time only.

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Signs From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh

CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

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Signs On a box of household nails

Do not iron clothes on body.

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Signs On packaging for a clothes iron

WARNING: Contents flammable!

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Signs On a container of lighter fluid
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