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Author: Label Page 11

Do not drive cars in ocean.

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Signs Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

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Signs Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men

100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

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Signs On an orange juice can

Do not apply directly to the brain.

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Signs On a facial cleanser

Do not put lit candles on phone.

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Signs On the instructions for a cordless phone

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

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Signs On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"

Shake well and buy often

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Signs Silk Soy Milk

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

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Signs On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid

Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

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Signs On a a hammer

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

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Signs On a mattress

Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.

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Signs On an can of insecticide

This ice may be cold

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Signs On a Slush Puppy cup

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

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Signs A Komatsu floodlight
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