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Author: Label Page 7
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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Signs
On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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May be harmful if swallowed.
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From a shipment of hammers
Fragile. Do not drop.
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Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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Signs
On a battery
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
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Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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On a computer software package
May contain foam.
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Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
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On a can of Fix-a-Flat
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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On a package of rat poison
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
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Ingredients in a smoothy
This product not tested on animals.
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A New Zealand insect spray
Do not use intimately.
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On deodorant
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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On a bottle of sleeping pills
Do not use as ear plugs.
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Signs
On Silly Putty®
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Turn off motor before using this product.
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Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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Signs
On matches
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
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