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Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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On a laser pointer
For use on animals only.
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Electric Cattle Prod
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Safe to use around pets.
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Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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On a can of air freshener
Fragile. Do not drop.
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Posted on a Boeing 757
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
May be harmful if swallowed.
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From a shipment of hammers
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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American Airlines Peanuts
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Shake well and buy often
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Silk Soy Milk
Warning: Not for human consumption
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On tropical fish food
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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On earplugs
For lifting purposes only.
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Box for a car jack
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
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Ingredients in a smoothy
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
This ice may be cold
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On a Slush Puppy cup
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