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Author: Label Page 7
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Signs
Warning: Not for human consumption
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Signs
On tropical fish food
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
Label
Signs
On a package of AA batteries
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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Signs
On seal
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
May irritate eyes.
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Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
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Signs
On a microscope
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
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Signs
On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
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Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Do Not Use While Sleeping
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Signs
On a Sears hair dryer
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
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