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67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

Do Not Use This Urinal

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag