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Author: Sign Page 10
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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On a shopping mall marquee
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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At a store in Dublin
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
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Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
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Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
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In a loan company window
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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On a septic service truck
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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In a jeweler's shop
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
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At a church
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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