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Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

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Amigone Funeral Home

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Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

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We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

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Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

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Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

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No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

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Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

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Rest Area Next Right

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Pole Dancing is Prohibited

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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

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Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

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Out of Date Medicine – $1.00

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No Sex Please

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Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

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Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

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Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

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Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.

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