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Author: Sign Page 10
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If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
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Seen in London
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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Signs
In the grocery store
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
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We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
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Signs
At an electric company
Amigone Funeral Home
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In New York
You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal
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Signs
Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal
Best Place To Take a Leak
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Signs
On a radiator repair garage
TUAT Swimming Team
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Signs
On a uniform in Japan
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
Reserved for plant manager.
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Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
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Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
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Signs
At a shop
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Urine Goes Here
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Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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Signs
In an IGA market
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