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Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

BEDSIDE MANOR

Signs At a doctor’s home

Welcome to Accident

Signs A town in Maryland

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

Signs On a restaurant window

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

BYE

Signs On a Tombstone

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Signs At a golf club in Uganda Crocoiles

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Signs At a church

Keep your wait under control – take a number.

Signs At a bakery

Glory Hole Park

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Signs At a convalescent home

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

Signs On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC

JUNK & DISORDERLY

Signs Name of a store in England

Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

Signs At a church

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority