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We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

Super G String Cheese

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Your Gardening Angel

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

Walkin's Welcome

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

French Creeps

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Homescholers for Perry

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts