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Do Not Use This Urinal

Signs Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor

Open seven days a week and weekends.

Signs In a restaurant

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

Signs A billboard

Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

Signs ? In Boston

No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

Signs In an apartment house

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Signs On a Mobil© station pump

Don’t forget your ring!

Signs By a dormitory bathtub

No Parking Anytime

Signs On a parking meter

Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

Signs Outside a parking garage

Counter Fitters

Signs On a cabinetmaker’s truck

UFO UNIVERSITY

Signs On a building

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

Signs On a septic service truck

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Signs At a church

We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

Signs At an electric company