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Author: Sign Page 12
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Along a road
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
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On a gate
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Now Available In Multi-Packs
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On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Let Me Meat Your Needs
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On butcher's window
The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
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B M U P
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Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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Time Wounds All Heels
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In a podiatrist's window
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
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Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
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On a restroom door
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
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Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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A banner ad over a street in Baker County
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