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Author: Sign Page 12
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non–smoking area
Belt your family. It's the law.
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Signs
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce a new seat belt law
To expedite your visit please back in.
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Signs
On a Proctologist's door
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
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Signs
In a gas station
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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In the service area of a small airport
Rest Area Next Right
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Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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At a restaurant
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
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At a restaurant – now closed
HAM – ½ – SANDWICH – 3
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Signs
Road sign in England
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
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Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
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RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
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Signs
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In Boston
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
Let us fill your crack!
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Signs
On an asphalt truck
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