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Author: Sign Page 13
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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At a church
Caution – Stoolbus
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On a septic truck
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Another Load of Politicians Promises
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On a septic service truck
Mammoth Erections
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A business name
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Please do not smile at strangers
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Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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On a septic tank truck in Oregon
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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No Parking Above This Sign
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SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
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At the side of a Sussex England road
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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At a divorce lawyer’s office
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