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Signs On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania

Beaver Cleaners

Signs At a dry cleaners

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

Signs On a septic service truck

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Fried Liver Wash

Signs Road sign

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Signs At a boat ramp in Hingham MA

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Signs On a subway car

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

We dispense with accuracy.

Signs In a New York drugstore

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Signs At a church

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Signs On a septic tank truck

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Signs On a display toilet in a store

Free rose for mother with gas.

Signs A Mother’s Day gas station sign

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Signs In a cafeteria

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Signs On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Signs By the door of a restaurant

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Hungry Mother State Park

Signs In Virginia

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Signs On a plumber’s truck

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

Signs Adjoining signs at a camp site