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Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Caution – Stoolbus

Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

Another Load of Politicians Promises

Mammoth Erections

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Please do not smile at strangers

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

No Parking Above This Sign

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Walk Only

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.