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Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Do not use while sleeping.

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Nuts To You

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

FREE Mullet Removal

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

No On Premises Consumation of Alochol

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

We Really Know Our Stuff

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

BEDSIDE MANOR