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Author: Sign Page 14
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cafeteria
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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Nuts To You
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Business name
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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FREE Mullet Removal
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Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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At a church
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
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At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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At an exterminator’s office
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
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We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
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At a church
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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BEDSIDE MANOR
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At a doctor’s home
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