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Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

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We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

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Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

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Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

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Walk Only

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This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

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My way is the highway. – God

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Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop

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Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

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NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

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Callahan Tunnel/No End

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Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

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Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

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Dry Paint

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Free Parking ($1.50 per day)

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The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

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BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

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SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

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A Flush Beats A Full House!

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