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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!

Pizza The Action

Open dusk till dawn.

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Open seven days a week and weekends.

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Do not use me. I am possessed.

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

You Shit It… We Get It

Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

Lots for little.

Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.