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Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

Caution – Stoolbus

Hire college students while they still know everything.

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Closed for the holidays.

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Sign Not In Use

Women – Slippery When Wet

This Is a Mental Institution.

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

A Flush Beats a Full House!

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber