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Author: Sign Page 16
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
Mammoth Erections
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Signs
A business name
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
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Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
Sign Not In Use
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Signs
Road sign
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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Signs
At a restaurant
Do Not Hump This Car
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Signs
On the back of a caboose
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
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Signs
Protest sign
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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Signs
Watch Your Head
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Signs
On a roller coaster
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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Signs
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Signs
Adjoining signs at a camp site
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
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Signs
The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You
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Signs
On a copy machine
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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Signs
On a septic truck
ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help
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Signs
Billboard
No Planking Anytime
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Signs
On the side of a building
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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Signs
No Dumping Allowed
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Signs
Alongside a portable toilet
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