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CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

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Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

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Please Go Away!

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Mammoth Erections

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Door Alarmed – Window Frightened

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Sign Not In Use

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Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM

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Do Not Hump This Car

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Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

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Watch Your Head

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Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

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Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

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Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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Caution: Nuts Crossing Road

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Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

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ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

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No Planking Anytime

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Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

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No Dumping Allowed

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