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Author: Sign Page 16
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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Signs
In counselor's office
Caution – Stoolbus
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Signs
On a septic truck
Hire college students while they still know everything.
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Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
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Signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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Signs
At a church
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Signs
Sign Not In Use
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Signs
Road sign
Women – Slippery When Wet
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Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
This Is a Mental Institution.
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Signs
At a school
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
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Signs
In a health food store
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Signs
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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Signs
In Ontario Canada
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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Signs
At Disneyland
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
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Signs
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
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