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Author: Sign Page 16
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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An energy conservation sign
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Pizza The Action
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Name of a pizza parlor
Open dusk till dawn.
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At a playground
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Inside a bowling alley
Open seven days a week and weekends.
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In a restaurant
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non-smoking area
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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At a church
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Do not use me. I am possessed.
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On a copy machine
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
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On a menu
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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At a church
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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