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Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

Please do not disturb further.

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

BEDSIDE MANOR

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢