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Author: Sign Page 17
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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In a Pennsylvania cemetery
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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Signs
On a plumber's truck
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Adjoining signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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At a church
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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In a New England church
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Members and Non Members Only
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Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
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In front of funeral home
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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In counselor's office
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Adjoining signs at a camp site
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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We're #1 In the #2 Business
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On a septic tank truck
Sleep with someone you know.
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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Signs
At a car wash
We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine and Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1
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Signs
In a repair shop
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
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Hand-written sign in an apartment house
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
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