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Author: Sign Page 17
Dumbwoman’s Lane
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Signs
Road sign in England
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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Signs
From a menu
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
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Signs
Please do not disturb further.
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Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Signs
Along road at Florida border
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Signs
Above a urinal
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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Signs
On a road in Boston during a major construction project
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
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Signs
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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Signs
At a towing company
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
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Signs
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Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
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Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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Signs
An energy conservation sign
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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Signs
At a church
BEDSIDE MANOR
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Signs
At a doctor’s home
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non–smoking area
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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Signs
On shelf of bananas
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