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FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

Glory Hole Park

No Smoking Dogs

Best Place To Take a Leak

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

Big Bone Lick State Park

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

BYE

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Don’t forget your ring!

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

THIS IS NOT A BIN

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.