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Author: Sign Page 18
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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Glory Hole Park
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No Smoking Dogs
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On a restaurant window
Best Place To Take a Leak
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On a radiator repair garage
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
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Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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Big Bone Lick State Park
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Kentucky
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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At a restaurant
BYE
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On a Tombstone
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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At an exterminator’s office
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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At a gas station in Orlando FL
Don’t forget your ring!
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By a dormitory bathtub
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Froggy’s Towing
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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On a bin
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
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