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Author: Sign Page 18
Open seven days a week and weekends.
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Signs
In a restaurant
We are open on Labor Day.
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In a maternity clothes store
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Outside a travel agency
Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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An optometrist's office
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead
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Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
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Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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At a home security business
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
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Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Made In China
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Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
SOFA SO GOOD
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Name of a furniture store
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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On a restaurant window
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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Home of the Ho-Made Pies
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In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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