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Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$

SOFA SO GOOD

Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead

Stop! Look! Lessen!

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

UFO UNIVERSITY

Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

Mental Health Prevention Center

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Brief Moments

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Diesel Fried Chicken

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