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Author: Sign Page 19
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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On a dumpster
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
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Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
Elephant Butte Inn
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Signs
An inn in New Mexico
No Smorking in Building
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My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
Slow Parking Ahead
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On road in King's Canyon in California
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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Signs
At a church
New Fecal Matter Cakes
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Signs
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This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
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Signs
On a hospital's outside access door
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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At a church
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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No Lifeguard on Duty
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Signs
By an elevator
Fried Liver Wash
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Road sign
HIGH PRICES!!
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Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
TUAT Swimming Team
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On a uniform in Japan
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
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Signs
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