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PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

Run like Anything!

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Sleep with someone you know.

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

Stay in school and be up to know-good

38 Years On the Same Spot

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

Do not use while sleeping.

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

The Optimist Club of Cape Fear

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address