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Author: Sign Page 19
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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Signs
Run like Anything!
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Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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Signs
On a highway billboard
Sleep with someone you know.
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Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
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At a Las Vegas hotel
Stay in school and be up to know-good
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At a school
38 Years On the Same Spot
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At a New Mexico dry cleaners
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Signs
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
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Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
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On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Signs
Historical marker
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Signs
Large sign outside a bar
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
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Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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In a restaurant window
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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Signs
This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
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Signs
On the door of a building
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