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Author: Sign Page 22
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
No Children Allowed
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Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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Signs
A billboard
This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
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On a hospital's outside access door
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
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Signs
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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Signs
At a balcony
Time Wounds All Heels
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Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Hire college students while they still know everything.
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Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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Signs
At an Exxon station
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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Signs
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Do not open this door when locked.
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Signs
On a gym door
Out For a Quick Byte
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Signs
On door of a computer store
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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Signs
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
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Label on stockings
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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Signs
In Ontario Canada
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