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NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

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Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

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Parking for drive-through customers only.

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Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

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Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

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Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

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We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

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I Go Where I'm Towed

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Belt your family. It's the law.

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Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

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Please do not eat.

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We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

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Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

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Heaven Is Full – Go Home

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Goat Guard Dog On Duty

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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

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We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

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Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

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Kitchen Helf Wated

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These rows reserved for parents with children.

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How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

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