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Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

No Planking Anytime

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

Titanic Canoe Rental

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Our whipped butter is made with margarine

Members and Non Members Only

From Here To Maternity

No Parking Above This Sign

Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them

No Smorking in Building

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!