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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Signs Notice in a doctor’s waiting room

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Miame Heat

Signs On a counterfeit wheel cover

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

One prick can ruin your life.

Signs A hospital sign warning of needle sticks

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Signs At a dry cleaner shop

Mental Health Prevention Center

Signs In a New York medical building

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Mental Health Prevention Center

Signs At a medical building

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

Signs On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment

Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

To expedite your visit please back in.

Signs On a Proctologist's door

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

Edifice Wrecks

Signs At a demolition company

We ID everyone under 130.

Signs In a liquor store

No Parking Above This Sign

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Signs On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck