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Author: Sign Page 23
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Signs
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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Signs
In Ontario Canada
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Signs
Outside a travel agency
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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Signs
No Planking Anytime
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Signs
On the side of a building
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
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Signs
Titanic Canoe Rental
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Signs
In Wisconsin
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Men – Ladies – Employees Only
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On a restroom door
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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From a menu
Members and Non Members Only
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From Here To Maternity
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Marriage
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On a newlywed’s car
No Parking Above This Sign
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Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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At a donut shop
No Smorking in Building
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Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
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In window of Hampstead bookseller
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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Signs
At a church
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