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Author: Sign Page 24
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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At a park
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Outside a muffler shop
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
38 Years On the Same Spot
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At a New Mexico dry cleaners
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
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Lance Armstrong
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
Caution – Stoolbus
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On a septic truck
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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At a church
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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At a photography shop
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
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STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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