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Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste

Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

Coca-Cora

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

Yelling Dental Clinic

Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Bea’s Ho-Made Products