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Author: Sign Page 27
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Last line added underneath
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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This is the back door. The front door is around the back.
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FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
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Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
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Coca-Cora
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Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
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Outside a building
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
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PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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In a dry cleaner's shop
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
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At the side of a Sussex England road
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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