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W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89

Unfiltered Drinking Water

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

TUAT Swimming Team

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

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