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Author: Sign Page 30
Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3
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Signs
Name of a store
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Signs
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Signs
Large banner outside a building
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Signs
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
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Signs
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Signs
We are open on Labor Day.
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Signs
In a maternity clothes store
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
BYE
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Signs
Septic service truck
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
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Signs
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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Signs
On a septic truck
BEDSIDE MANOR
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Signs
At a doctor’s home
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Best Place To Take a Leak
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Signs
On a radiator repair garage
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