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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Door Alarmed – Window Frightened

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

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WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

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This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

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Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

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You Can't Beat Our Meat!

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Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

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Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

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STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

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We make mouse calls.

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Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

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Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

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Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

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Pleased to Meat You

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This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

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Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

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Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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BRITISH HAIRWAYS

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If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

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