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Author: Sign Page 30
Dead End – Employee Parking
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Signs
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
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Signs
Label on a blender
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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Signs
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
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Signs
At a church
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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Signs
At an animal park
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Signs
Two signs in a store window
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
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Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Signs
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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Signs
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Signs
Homescholers for Perry
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Signs
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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Signs
Translations
In a Mexican elevator
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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Signs
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Signs
Alongside a road
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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Signs
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
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Signs
On a menu
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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Signs
French Creeps
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Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
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