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Dead End – Employee Parking

On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Homescholers for Perry

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

French Creeps