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Author: Sign Page 34
Just a shade better.
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Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
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On a menu
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
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Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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At a church
How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
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Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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At a divorce lawyer’s office
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Signs
Of surrounding trees
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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On a electrician's truck
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
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Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
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When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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At a parking garage
The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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In a cafe
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Signs
At a store in Dublin
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