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Author: Sign Page 34
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley
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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Over a guest room bed
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Outside a muffler shop
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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On an information office door
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
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