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Just a shade better.

Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

The Frying Scotsman

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Irish you a Merry Christmas!