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Author: Sign Page 35
No muff too tough for us!
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Signs
At a muffler shop
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Signs
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
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Signs
Seen during a conference
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
Get A Brain! Morans
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Signs
Man carrying a protest sign
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Speed Limit 13½
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Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
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The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
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At entrance to caves
Best Place To Take a Leak
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On a radiator repair garage
We make mouse calls.
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At an exterminator’s office
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
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Outside a building
Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…
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We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
Unfiltered Drinking Water
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On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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Signs
At a restaurant
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