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DEAD END • NO U TURN

Open dusk till dawn.

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

We Dispense With Accuracy

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

Austin Flowers

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Refrigerate after opening.

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

Street Terminates 00 Feet

B M U P

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.