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Author: Sign Page 35
Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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At a church
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
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Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
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When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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On a septic tank truck
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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On a septic truck
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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On Oriental restaurant menu
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Over a gynecologist's office
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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On a fence
This Is a Mental Institution.
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At a school
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Inside a bowling alley
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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On menu of a Chinese restaurant
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
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