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Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

Walk Only

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

This Is a Mental Institution.

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

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