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Author: Sign Page 35
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Adjoining road signs
Open dusk till dawn.
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At a playground
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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By order of the District Council
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
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On a food wrapper
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Outside a church
The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division
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Manholes
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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On the door of a restaurant
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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In the window of an Oregon store
Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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At a home
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
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Refrigerate after opening.
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Label on a refrigerator
Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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At a church
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
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On a slot machine
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
B M U P
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Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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