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Author: Sign Page 37
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
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Signs
At a church
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Eat Here and Get Gas
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At restaurant/gas station
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Adjoining signs at a camp site
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
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UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
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At a church
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Signs
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
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Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Curtains for You
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Signs
Name of an English store
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Hungry Mother State Park
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Signs
In Virginia
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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Signs
At a disco
Blind Drive on Right
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Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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At a church
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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On the door of a store
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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On a fence
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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On a restaurant window
Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
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On a movie theater
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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