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Author: Sign Page 37
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
Rest Area Next Right
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[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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On a city telephone pole
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
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Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
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On a dock in Juneau AK
Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop
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Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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Signs
A banner ad over a street in Baker County
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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At a church
Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
DANGER Due To Hipsters
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On construction scaffolding
Do not open this door when locked.
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On a gym door
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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At a church
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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On a 7/Eleven door
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
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Just a shade better.
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On an awning manufacturer’s door
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
This Is Not a Good Sign
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