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Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Rest Area Next Right

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Safety ladder, climb at own risk.

Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Out For a Quick Byte

DANGER Due To Hipsters

Do not open this door when locked.

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

Just a shade better.

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

This Is Not a Good Sign