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Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

This Light Never Turns Green

No stopping or standing.

FREE Mullet Removal

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

NOPCME (no p c me)

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Do Not Use This Urinal

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile