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Author: Sign Page 37
Please! No walking allowed without membership card.
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Signs
At a mall
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
This Light Never Turns Green
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At a traffic light
No stopping or standing.
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At a bus stop
FREE Mullet Removal
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Miscellaneous
Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
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Signs
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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All on one signpost
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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Translations
In a park in China
NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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At a farm equipment dealership
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
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Outside a country shop
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
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In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
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