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Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

Eat Here and Get Gas

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Curtains for You

There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.

Hungry Mother State Park

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Blind Drive on Right

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.