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Author: Sign Page 38
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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Signs
At a divorce lawyer’s office
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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Signs
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
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Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Signs
NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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Signs
On a city telephone pole
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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Signs
On the door of a store
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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Signs
All on one signpost
Hauling political promises
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Signs
On a septic truck
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Signs
Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!
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At an obstetrician’s office
Birth control
Nuts To You
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Business name
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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Signs
On a plumber's truck
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
Please ask a member of staff for help with erection
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Signs
Selection?
24 Minute Parking
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Signs
Alongside a street
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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Signs
In a hospital
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
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Signs
In a store window
Come see us if you need a brake.
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Signs
At a brake shop
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