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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Garbage Only – No Trash

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Diesel Fried Chicken

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

DEAD END

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

Beware of Signs

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

Have Your Next Affair Here