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Author: Sign Page 38
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Adjoining signs
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
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DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Speed Limit 13½
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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
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In a restroom
Miame Heat
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On a counterfeit wheel cover
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Of surrounding trees
NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
38 Years On the Same Spot
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At a New Mexico dry cleaners
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Name of a school in the Philippines
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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At a church
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
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Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
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In a thrift store's toy section
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
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At a church
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
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Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Label on gloves
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