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Author: Sign Page 38
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
Garbage Only – No Trash
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Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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In an airport
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Label on a chainsaw
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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At a church
Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
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In a loan company window
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
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Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
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Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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At a loan company office
Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
DEAD END
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On road at a cemetery
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
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I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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On an exercise machine in front yard
Beware of Signs
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Alongside a road
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
Have Your Next Affair Here
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On an Atlantic City hotel
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