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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

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80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

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Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

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I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

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Hackers Ahead

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

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Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

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Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

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Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

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SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

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Where a Flush Beats a Full House

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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

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Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

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Callahan Tunnel/No End

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If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.

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Free Parking ($1.50 per day)

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Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

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