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Author: Sign Page 39
Malfunction: Too less water.
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Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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Outside a church
Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Wanted poster
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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Feats of Clay
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From Here To Maternity
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On a newlywed’s car
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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At a store in Dublin
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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At a home security business
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
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At a parking garage exit
This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
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On a fence
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…
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