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Malfunction: Too less water.

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Back in 37½ Seconds

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

Feats of Clay

From Here To Maternity

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…