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Keyword: Analysis

Analysis: An excuse to take something to pieces to see how it works.

Anonymous
Definitions Analysis

I was in analysis for years and nothing happened. My poor analyst got so frustrated, the guy finally put in a salad bar.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Health TV/Movie Quotes Analysis As Mickey in “Hannah and Her Sisters”

I have an interesting case. I’ m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’ m getting paid by eight people.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes Analysis As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” Siamese twins

I haven’t seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I’d been going all this time, I’d probably almost be cured by now.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes Analysis Freud













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