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Keyword: Appliances

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Robert Byrne
(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Failure Murphy’s Laws Things Appliances Byrne's Law Electricity

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances; seems easy… you just say what the thing does and add “er.”

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Things Appliances

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Cooking Food/Drink Places Things Appliances

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

Paul Reiser
(1957 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
Activities Things Appliances Xbox

You might be a redneck if… you got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.

Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks Appliances Clapper

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws Situations Appliances Repairs













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