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Keyword: As Chandler in “Friends”

Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: … And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

Matthew Perry
(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Chandler in “Friends”

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right… and that’s what deathbeds are for.

Matthew Perry
(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Chandler in “Friends”

Joanna: What are you doing?

Chandler: I'm getting dressed.

Joanna: Why?

Chandler: Because when I go outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

Matthew Perry
(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Chandler in “Friends”

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

Matthew Perry
(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Chandler in “Friends”













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