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Keyword: As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera”

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints… they’re upstairs in my socks.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera” When asked for identification

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face; that's the price she has to pay.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera”

Why was I with her? … she reminds me of you… in fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera”

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera” Necking

Room service? … send up a larger room.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera” Hotels Room service













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