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Keyword: Cheese

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Communication Food/Drink Language Cheese Picture

Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.

Henry Schriver
(1914 – 2011) American politician
Food/Drink Apple pie Cheese

I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink Cheese

Cheese – milk's leap toward immortality.

Clifton Fadiman
(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Food/Drink Time Cheese Immortality

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Communication Reading/Writing Cheese Poets

Cheese Problems Solved

P L H McSweeney
Book Titles Food/Drink Cheese

The worse thing about eating an entire block of cheese by yourself is everything I just said.

Nathan Anderson
American comedian
Eating Food/Drink Cheese













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