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Keyword: Cleaning

I just did some serious cleaning in here; you could totally eat off this table.

Matthew O’Brien
Activities Cleaning

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.

Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework Cleaning Ovens

I used to live with five straight guys and – ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.'

Julian McCullough
comedian
Housework Men People Cleaning Straight guys

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Characteristics Situations Cleaning Dirt

I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

Sarah Millican
(1975 – ) English comedian
Housework Cleaning

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Roseanne Barr
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Housework Work Cleaning

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Watson's Law of Cleaning
Housework Murphy’s Laws Cleaning













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