Keyword: Cricket (Page 2)

It's been very slow and dull day, but it hasn't been boring. It's been a good, entertaining day's cricket.

Cricket commentator
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It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
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It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.

British cricket journalist
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It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
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Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.


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I wish you were a statue and I were a pigeon.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
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He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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Marshall's bowling with his head.

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That slow motion doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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His feet were a long way away from his body!

Indian cricketer
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That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

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It would be unprintable on television.

English cricketer
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Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
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Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
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The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
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David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
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That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.

English cricketer
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Cricket: A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

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His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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