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Keyword:
Cricket
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Many continentals think life is a game, the English think cricket is a game.
George Mikes
(1912 – 1987) Hungarian-born British author
Sports
Cricket
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
Alec Douglas Home
Sports
Cricket
The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!
Tony Cozier
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the
piss and mitch
one.
Tony Greig
Sports
Wordplay
Cricket
Pitch and miss
Spoonerism
It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.
Christopher Martin-Jenkins
British cricket journalist
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
It's been very slow and dull day, but it hasn't been boring. It's been a good, entertaining day's cricket.
Tony Benneworth
Cricket commentator
Sports
Cricket
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!
Raymond Illingworth
English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Say, when do they begin?
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sports
Cricket
Watching a cricket match
It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.
Denis Norden
(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Sports
Cricket
Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Cricket
It would be unprintable on television.
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. It doesn't worry me in the least to see a batsman hurt, rolling around screaming and blood on the pitch.
Jeff Thomson
Australian crickete
Sports
Cricket
Glenn McGrath joins Craig McDermott and Paul Reiffel in a three-ponged prace attack.
Tim Gavel
Sports
Cricket
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