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Keyword: Discipline

Smack your child every day; if you don’t know why – he does.

Joey Adams
(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Children Family Discipline

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Family Parents Discipline

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

Larry Linville
(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military TV/Movie Quotes As Frank Burns in TV’s “M*A*S*H” Discipline Uniforms

I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Discipline Other expressions You’re in big trouble

Never raise your hands to your kids… it leaves your groin unprotected.

Red Buttons
(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor
Children Family Discipline

I’ll tie a knot in yer tail

Country expression
Miscellaneous A spanking Discipline Other expressions













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