Keyword: Experiments

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

No experiment is reproducible.

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Under any given set of environmental conditions an experimental animal behaves as it damn well pleases.

The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with theory.

If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

No matter what the experiment’s result, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Those supplies necessary for yesterday's experiment must be ordered no later than tomorrow noon.

That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

No experiment is ever a complete failure – it can always serve as a negative example.