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Keyword: Fans

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

Jon Casey
(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports Fans

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Children Sports Fans

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of Probability Dispersal
Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports Distribution Fans Roger Angell

A lot of the people who make these suggestions would have a hard time filling out the application forms to work at 7-Eleven.

Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball Sports Fans

If a coach starts listening to the fans, he ends up sitting next to them.

Johnny Kerr
professional basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports Coaches Fans

Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

Johnny Kerr
professional basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports Fans

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

Jimmy Piersall
(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball Sports Fans

Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Fans













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