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Keyword: Fans

Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Fans

If a coach starts listening to the fans, he ends up sitting next to them.

Johnny Kerr
professional basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports Coaches Fans

A lot of the people who make these suggestions would have a hard time filling out the application forms to work at 7-Eleven.

Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball Sports Fans

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of Probability Dispersal
Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports Distribution Fans Roger Angell

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

Jon Casey
(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports Fans

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Children Sports Fans

Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

Johnny Kerr
professional basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports Fans

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

Jimmy Piersall
(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball Sports Fans













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