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Keyword: Feminism

Feminism is the worst thing that happened to woman… our job used to be no job. – Feminism

Ali Wong
(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer
People Women Feminism

I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.

Jenny Collier
British comedian
Communication Wordplay Feminism

It [feminism] is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Pat Robertson
(1930 – ) American Southern Baptist minister, executive & media mogul
Beliefs Stupidity Women Feminism

I wanted to do a show about feminism… but my husband wouldn’t let me.

Ria Lina

Beliefs Feminism

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good… luckily, this is not difficult.

Charlotte Whitton
(1896 – 1975) Canadian mayor (Ottawa) & feminist
Men People Women Feminism

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Beliefs Stupidity Feminism













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